I Spy a Writer

Just a bit of silliness with Scotty and Kelly...

Is there a writer in your life?

Do you recognize this maniacal grin?  This single-minded devotion to a story (even when certain people are trying to sleep)?

Or this smug smile as a plot point is conquered?

Don't give up on sleep...

Don't try to reason with your wordsmith!

"Look, can you just let it go and stop with all the racket?  I'm sure the scene is fine!"

(He or she will always have something else to fix.)

"I'm sure I've got a dangling participle here somewhere, Scotty!"

"Sounds painful!"

Don't worry.  It isn't.  

He's actually having lots of fun, so go back to sleep and don't worry!

Oh, but if he asks if you like it?  The answer is always yes.  A lot.

"It's a work of genius, man.  Sheer genius.  *I* don't think identical twins both having amnesia at once is overdone!"

"Are...are you sure?  Maybe I should take out the crazed killer clowns..."

"No, man, that's my favorite part.  It's...wonderfulness.  Sheer wonderfulness!"

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screencaps by Allie, from 'No Exchange on Damaged Merchandise,' "I Spy"

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The Birthday Photographer

All screencaps by me, Allie, from "Slush Fund."

With apologies and thanks to Karin B for inspiration!

Bodie's an excellent photographer, and someone has taken note.

"My nephew's birthday is approaching, and I need a photographer for his party."

"Eh?"

"3.7, when I give you an order, I expect you to follow it."

"This is my nephew."

"Your nephew has ginger hair, sir."

"I'm well aware of that fact, 3.7."

"I only wondered if it ran in the family. Were you ginger as a lad, sir?"

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"Cowley has you doing what?"

"Look mate, I need help. I'm not good with kids, okay?"

And he proves it...

"All right kid, we can do this the easy way or the hard way."

"...." (He's not thrilled.)

Doyle plays good cop.

"Come on, you're a big boy. You can cooperate for a photo."

"Listen you, I wanted a pony!"

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Doyle makes a phone call....

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"Sorry, sir, we had to bribe him with a pony. It's on your account."

"You what?"

"Doyle signed your name, sir."

"I thought it was really clever of him, sir."

Mumbling under his breath "C-o-w-"

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"Thanks a lot for getting me in it with Cowley, mate."

"I said we should've just cuffed the kid, Ray."

"...."

The lads are back on long distance photography only.

And those scary sandwiches. (Poor Doyle.)

"Cheer up, Angelfish, there's always bullion and vodka."

"I just remembered I'm not hungry."

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Starsky and Hutch

Our day job


is cleaning up the mean streets.


It's a dirty,


messy,


violent job.


But at least we tackle it together.